Deadpool

Entertainment. Some things are entertaining. Others are not. That is the way that the world works as it spins around and around and around both its axis and the sun. There, that was a good waste of a long time. Just under oh wait now it will be right at about fifty words or more. Okay, back to the topic. Entertainment. One movie that just came out that is very entertaining is the movie Deadpool. I will now start writing about Deadpool that movie that was released on February eleventh, twenty sixteen.

Deadpool stars Ryan Reynolds as Wade Wilson who is also Deadpool. Basically the movie is an adult version of a Marvel comics superhero movie because that is exactly what it is. So it is very inappropriate, with a hard r rating for sure. In the movie Wade Wilson is an ex special force op who becomes a mercenary and then finds out that he has cancer. Oh no he will be able to make it through right? Wrong. The cancer is in many vital places such as hi liver, lungs, brain and prostate. Very live able and treatable, right? Wrong. He dies. From cancer. Movie over. Only lasted about three minutes. Just kidding. So this guy who is dubbed the name Agent Smith because he looks like Agent Smith from the Matrix movies convinces Wade Wilson to undergo treatment to become a mutant and receive incredible gifts. Well the guy running the place wants to be called Ajax but Wade finds out his name is Francis so Francis is pissed at Wade and tortures him. Wade then blows up the building and fights Francis only to die. Oh no the movie is over now time to go home. Nope. Wade lives. Because he is a mutant. An indestructible one who also looks like two avocados had sex and out he came because he is haunting to look at. Well then he wants to go see his girl, Vanessa, who is a hooker and a stripper, but people laugh at him so he is insecure and doesn’t because he looks horrible. So he tries to find Francis to reverse the effects. He convinces two X-Men to join him (because the studio did not have enough money for a third) and go find Francis. But oh no Francis has Vanessa what will Deadpool do well Deadpool will make a smart comment because that is what he does and he will fight Francis and destroy the building thing that they are at (after spelling out Francis’ name with dead bodies). Then Deadpool will save Vanessa and have Francis laying in a heap and Deadpool has a gun pointed at his head. An X-Men tells Deadpool a hero is only made out of four or five moments, in which you save or spare someone’s life and do something right. Well, Deadpool shoots Francis anyway because he was a jerk and a mean person and he deserved to die. The End. Overall it was a very good and entertaining movie.

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